18 Things Not To Do (or Say) in Tanzania

Ok, well, Jaclyn's already posted like fifteen times today so I figured it was my turn. Enjoy!

18. Mmm, these malaria pills taste like that stuff in the back of the refrigerator.

17. CHARGING RHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Jaci, what's that colorful arrow doing in your neck?

15. Where's the Bathroom? No not the BATroom!!!!

14. Speaking of bats, don't pet them if they are flying around in circles in the middle of the day they might bite you, and they have rabies!

13. Here big kitty, kitty, kitty.

12. Can you eat that?!

11. Why is my steak still moving?!

10. Time to go ELEPHANT TIPPING!!!

9. This meal is really...um...unique!!!

8. Don't eat the yellow snow...or not.

7. Wow! Big Misquitos!

6. Sir, why are you wearing a sweater when it is 102 degrees? You're cold?!!!

5. Oh, how lovely, this flower sniffs back!

4. Sir, did you know you are driving on the wrong side of the road!

3. What's your favorite pastime? Oh, eating tourists, that's, well...um...uh...bye!!

2. Never walk alone in Amsterdam. Amsterdam is not in Africa you, say? Oh-ho-ho, you've never been to Amsterdam have you?

1. Well, 18 was just a random number and I ran out of funny things to say so number one isn't gonna be funny! So, HA!

0. BenZ